(Source: tldrwikipedia, via michaelrperry6)

matthewedwards:

YUP

matthewedwards:

YUP

(via yellowdecorations)

mikerugnetta:

ronenreblogs:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

This

I used to go to this coffee shop at least once a week. They’ve very recently gone out of business.

mikerugnetta:

ronenreblogs:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

This

I used to go to this coffee shop at least once a week. They’ve very recently gone out of business.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via michaelrperry6)

ladyhistory:

snowingphoenix:

you sarcastic little shits

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

(via diebrarian)

(Source: jellybeanzombie, via yellowdecorations)

vengeanceandfrogurt:

I have no idea what this is about, I have no intention of clicking the link, it is perfect as is.

vengeanceandfrogurt:

I have no idea what this is about, I have no intention of clicking the link, it is perfect as is.

(via stevenmiller)

librarianpirate:

librarianpirate:

librarianpirate:

Anytime I say I hate something I have to stop myself from saying “as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.”

Mushrooms? I hate the word. As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.

Misshelved books? I hate the word. As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.

(via diebrarian)

icychaoss:

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

(via marxisforbros)

themorningnews:


Mainstream country music is dominated by bros doing tequila shots, where the only girls are bimbos in cuttoff shorts. But some mainstream singers are still willing to exchange fire.

"Happiness Is a Pink Gun" by Alice Bolin

themorningnews:

Mainstream country music is dominated by bros doing tequila shots, where the only girls are bimbos in cuttoff shorts. But some mainstream singers are still willing to exchange fire.

"Happiness Is a Pink Gun" by Alice Bolin

(via thelifeguardlibrarian)

psyducked:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse

psyducked:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse

(via marxisforbros)